splders:

my laptop is warmer than my heart

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catsofjuly:

We Sleep to time’s hurry-gurdy; we wake, if we eve wake, to the silence of God.
oil on canvas, 12”x12”
[title from Annie Dillard’s Holy The Firm]

wrotefor-luck:

i’ve had enough, now i’m gonna tear you apart! 

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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scriptedanarchy:

Morning babes

kelsayywhatt:

lesbianmermaid666:

retr0philia:

retr0philia:

missmercuryschmidt:

matchinghaircuts-andskinnyjeans:

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

yes

more than is rational but yes

yes

yes

Yes

Yes

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missdanidaniels:

Fuck you and rocky road.

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

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